Whenever people question how awesome Canada is, I just remind them that our $100 bills are scratch and sniff maple syrup
I love the smell. That’s how I know if a guy has a lot of money in their wallet for me, if I can smell maple syrup when they open it..
Also, how I know I’ve had a good night, when I can smell maple. Mmm
Oh my god! That’s amazing! I want to move to Canada. Fuck L.A.!
It also melts.